Idk what’s worse, the thought of Gaga dying or the thought of basic bitches performing her “tribute” at the next award show.
unfortunately being gay in real life is not as fun as it is on the internet
Fluorescent Adolescent - Arctic Monkeys
By the time I’m 60 years old, I’ll be speaking:
- Spanish (naturally)
- English (naturally)
- Catalan
- French
- German
- Italian
- Dutch
- Portuguese
- Icelandic (<3)
- Swedish
- Romanian
- Hungarian
- Irish Gaelic
- Russian
And maybe Norwegian, Danish and Welsh. If I want any more than that I’ll choose Japanese, maybe.
Do you know how fucking annoying it is seeing something like ‘kill it!’ on a picture of one of my pets? I get it, you’re afraid of snakes/tarantulas, but go fucking cry in a corner about it and be quiet. These are my PETS, my FAMILY, my CHILDREN, and I would protect them accordingly if anyone ever tried anything in person. The thought of ripping every one of your fingers off so you can never type shit like that again excites me.
Then I’ll feed you to my pets. *:








